Plenty, if you drop your pants, to do something else too
By The American Bazaar Staff
WASHINGTON, DC: A man in northern Virginia was arrested and charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct last month, all after being found doing yoga in public. Well, not quite.
Sixty-eight year-old Bill Kachle had the police called on him when two women came upon him in the woods, practicing yoga on his own. Kachle was minding his own business, “holding a yoga pose,” according to court documents, when the women passed him on the Mount Vernon Trail, just outside of Washington, DC.
When the women walked by, it was then that the man began shouting strange things at them – “odd statements,” as the complaint put it – before dropping his pants and pleasuring himself in front of them.
He then ran out towards the side of the George Washington Parkway’s northbound lane, and threw a dead animal at a passing car, an offense for which he was, for some reason, not charged. He then ran back towards the women, continuing to masturbate.
A misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct/obscene acts was levied against Kachle.
At The American Bazaar, we are bothered by why yoga should have been connected to this obnoxious behavior of his. The practice has been done in India for hundreds of years, and is said to be healthy for both the body and mind.
The incident occurred on March 11, at around 6:30 PM, and when the police finally arrived at the scene, Kachle fully cooperated with the officer. He gave the officer his name, social security number, and date of birth without incident, and said he did not know why the cops had been called on him.
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YOGA = Yanking Off Genitals Aggressively