A difference in opinion about the derriere.
By The American Bazaar Staff
WASHINGTON, DC: The world is enamored of Kim Kardashian’s butt. She revels in it. Paper Magazine today put out photos of that ass-tastic derriere, with the avowed aim to ‘break the internet’.
Our internet is still working, thankfully. Though, I see people walking outside in a daze. Maybe, it’s just the onset of early winter. Maybe it’s the Kardashian effect.
But(t) be that as it may, not everybody has the same mindset like Kardashian, though, who famously quipped on twitter, on Paper Magazine’s bold endeavor: “And they say I didn’t have a talent…try balancing a champagne glass on your ass LOL #BreakTheInternet #PaperMagazine.”
The tinkling of glasses, and champagne spilling, is coming from the offices of Paper Magazine, though.
Anyway, the Indian film actress Sonakshi Sinha now is not one to see eye to eye with Kardashian. Even though she has a lovely figure to complement her fine acting abilities, Sinha has now made it clear she is not one to really go and flaunt her posterior, to increase her twitter base, or even feel amused when somebody points out the obvious to her: that she has a great butt.
The minor actor Kamaal R Khan made the mistake of admiring that vital part of Sinha’s anatomy, starting with a tweet on Wednesday: ‘which female actor in Bollywood has best butts?’ and then being the helpful kind seemingly, or maybe he thinks his fans can see only the frontal part of women clearly, and darkness descends when they see the other half, wrote the names of some actresses who he felt were well endowed in that department, and then for added emphasis, to make no bones of whom he preferred, tweeted: “Pls RT this if you think tat @SonakshiSinha has biggest butt in Bollywood.”
KRK went on a #butt rampage after that on twitter, asking in separate tweets if the butt of Parineeti Chopra and Priyanka Chopra are the biggest.
Sinha waited for a day, before she butted in rudely into Khan’s twittersphere: “Please RT this if you think @kamaalrkhan is a woman disrespecting waste of space and deserves to be hung upside down and given 4 tight slasps.”
Khan, who must have been cozily doing all the permutations and combinations to declare a worthy winner, at home, by calculating with a measuring tape around a mannequin, suddenly realized where this was headed, and how it might end up in him being relegated to 1 twitter follower, that being his dog, perhaps.
Khan hastily deleted the objectionable tweet, and then made the lame excuse of doing some survey (on butts, sorry, not butts), on the most sexiest actress in Bollywood.
When Sinha decided to remain low and keep her fiery temperament under control on that one (her father Shatrughan Sinha was famously called Shotgun during his time in Bollywood), Khan did the next best thing possible: he dropped the gorgeous Sinha “out of the competition”.
With that cruel act done, that last twitter follower of Khan, his dog, has vanished from his house too, we last heard.
Khan, who had tweeted earlier this year that he would leave India if Narendra Modi came to power, is still believed to be living in Mumbai. He might have found refuge in Pakistan earlier if he had indeed kept up to his promise, but with his rejection by Sinha, Pakistan has sent extra troops to the border to make sure he doesn’t get in, since Sinha happens to be the number one loved heroine across the border.
Khan’s last film was Ek Villain. Guess, he’s trying to emulate that role in real life.
(This story was revised on November 13, 2014).